Trivia 2001 Team Letter

Ben emailed me the Trivia Team Letter for Trivia
32 today!  Any comments that Jeremy or I made are in red.  We
just couldn't resist!

From "Ben Adams" <adam0068@umn.edu>

To "Dan" <spicyhotlesbian2on2libbyhoellercowsex@dragonmount.net>

Subject Trivia 2001 Newsletter!

Date Mon, 9 Apr 2001 172313 -0500

Hello Y'all -

Time has pulled us kicking once again into another trivia prep
session. The signs of spring are all around us... Hottt chicks
walking around campus, and I even heard a rumor yesterday that dan
left his room. This spring sensation of propagation also carries
with it the desire to escape for a weekend to the large expanse
called my basement! ) I even asked dad this year if we could have
trivia there once again, and he mentioned a few extra rules that we
must abide by in addition to last year's, "no booze, and keep
davy under control!" He just purchased new carpet upstairs, you
know, the white fluffy stuff. We are required to limit foot traffic
through the living room, he only wants sam to use the upstairs puter,
and we have to assign someone to dish duty (of course, I mentioned
davy right away, so that's taken care of). Apparently he didn't like
how alec was gently caressing the puter, and he wants sam to spend
the weekend downloading pr0n on it instead. Of course, Im not gonna
say anything, there is a 18 foot submarine taking up his garage
space right now...

"Is that an 18 foot sub in your
pocket, or..." -D

Speaking of which, I managed to encase my omni in ¼ inch luann
for the parade. My goal was to make it look like a nuclear
submarine.. we even made a conning tower on top out of trash cans
for davy to sit in and drive. Dan has graciously volunteered to
return and paint it, and add fins. He should be able to drag wavy
davy out there and help him finish. It is those finishing touches
that will really make a difference and add all the charachter. Of
course, if we wanna get first place this year, we need to have two
or three girls in bikinis being pulled behind the submarine. This is
just a necesity. Volunteers anyone? Again this year we are not going
to make it our policy of destroying people teeth by infiltrating the
crowd with little bits of sugar joy. I believe our weapon of choice
this year is gonna be 1800 contacts lens cases, backed up by 1000
riffage cds, and some metricubes. Im waiting for either OZ or the
P0lice to call and make davy go back and clean up all the extra shit
left behind, but we might get lucky too. If we get a small enuf
boat, we should be able to fit seven people on the float and three
behind. Naturally, I will be inside steering the boat blind, relying
solely on davy for directions, so ITS GONNA BE FUN!! Plus, if we get
first, and win 10 pizzas, a $50 value, and we can almost pay off the
price of the float... by the way, i spent another $60 on it in
timber this year, and paint and such is gonna be more too, plus dan
is getting reimbursed for his hooker.

This sorta drags us into the financial aspect of the deal. Last
year, we charged $15 a head, and almost broke even, except for the
float, which cost me $100. So this year, I am raising it to $20.
Alec has voluteered to be the collection agent, so if anyone has any
problems with this change in "dues," please forward all
your concerns to him at ihaveafrickinconcernwithhowgoddamnmuchthistriviaiscosting@dragonmount.net 
. Of course, we are all doing this for fun, but we should all pay
for our own shares. This is only gonna be for the regular
"core" people. I don't want having to pay discouraging
friends from stopping by and hanging out. For Instance, we
'appreciate' the boitonos company when they stop over and eat our
pizzas and tell us the wrong answers to call in. We aren't gonna
make them pay.. that wouldnt' be fair. Sorta like a frat party,
where all the members pay for the beer so ladies can come over, get
drunk for free, and then pass out in the arms of their GAP sporting
Sex hungry predators. WHew.

Benny, I can't help but feel that this is a
direct shot at me... Tell me I'm wrong? -J

A couple of other points of interest... The downstairs is slowly
getting furnished with bigger and better things. Holz, you have a
big ole wooden bedset to fall asleep on with Paul. It has such a
sturdy wooden frame, I think that it could handle you and Paul all
weekend long... no reason to sleep on the floor this year. There is
also another furnished bedroom downstairs.. I believe alec has
already called it, but I wouldn't know, I haven't been keeping
track. I've already made the rule that you can reserve it if you
don't really wanna use it.. but if you really do wanna use it...
just take it! First come, first serve... hehe. There have been
several voiced concerns already this year that the cable modem will
be too slow... any ideas? DSL would be $130, and i dont think we
wanna go there just yet P How about three cable modems? I think that
would work. Have we considered a whole slew of dialup connections? I
almost think that dialup would be faster this year, cause anyone who
is anyone is gonna have a cable modem...

Wanna run cat5 from wellness to the house? Just an idea.. Trivia
team name is yet to be decided.. I am sorta a Libby hoeller or
quality nekkid tyne man myself... maybe we should have a vote? I'm
gonna be coming into town on the thursday before to set up stuff,
and of course, finish the float.. it's gotta rock. Peace, love,
Dope... You're the man now, OZ!

Hugs and Kisses-

Benny :P